roloking ♛

bebebese:

how do you think i felt

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

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geckopirateship:

It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing in your mouth and then, uh, you kill people with it.

geckopirateship:

It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing in your mouth and then, uh, you kill people with it.

beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”